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Extra cost options at bargain prices

• Expanded genealogy tree (Our accountants are working overtime to price this one.)
• Dating service (Our accountants are really confused by this one, since they've never had a date.)
• Exclusive boarding kennels – 50% discount for members - $200 per hour for non-members.
• Pet health insurance (still negotiating for this one.)
• Bail bond service (still trying to figure this one out.)

• Plans for the future:
  • Bumper sticker

I my dog so I it.